If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

False advertising

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Terroristic threats

Insurrection

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

No freedom is absolute.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

HIPAA violations

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

Revenge porn

Perjury

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Baltimore restaurant wins James Beard Award - WBAL-TV

Insider trading

Fraud

Child pornography

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

Revealing classified information

Threats of violence